- Every single note and lyric of every single Dylan song (including all cover versions, especially Bill Shatner's). In fact, Donkeytale traces all the failure in his life back to an adolescent's fervent belief in the meaning of all things "Dylan."
- LSD--technically not music, but remember that night-1969--or '73, maybe-- lying in bed, brain dripping orange sunshine over the scratched and skipping scratched and skipping BlondeonBlondeonBlondeonBlondeonBlondeonBlonde
"Now the rain man gave me two cures
and he said 'jump right in'
The one was Texas medicine
and the other was just railroad gin
And like a fool I mixed them
and it strangled up my mind
And now people just get uglier
and I have no sense of time"
3. I have no idea if these are the actual words in the song, but there are hundreds, maybe thousands of songs that would be greatly improved if BMI, ASCAP or Michael Jackson would simply give Donkeytale title to the entire American Songbook for purposes of improving the lyrics.
4. Like all mindlessly downward baby boomer idiots
from
hippies (stupid),
to
yippies (inspired),
to
yuppies (stupid and uninspired)
- Donkeytale was conditioned by prevailing societal attitudes to always and everywhere oppose all things "Sinatra" and "Presley."
- Yet, what can he say now that he can actually get laid
(well, ok it happened just once about six years ago, before we met, honey)
singing karaoke versions of "My Way" and "Viva Las Vegas?"
- And what can he really say as he continues to let dope eat away at his brain while watching his fat body go to bloat in the mirror?
- Hell, he even bought a pair of aviators!
- There is really nothing Donkeytale can say to you now...he's off to deliver a suitcase of old hickories
- To the bosses in Havana