Based on the ever increasing popularity of the "compilation" diaries, I have decided to throw together my own weekly roundup of the best hidden comments.
Since my own thought provoking and brilliant diaries never seem to get any play, this may be seen by some kossacks as just another shameless ploy for attention by Donkeytale.
If you are one of those, then all I can think of to say is "fuck off, asshole." Or FOA, using the official DKOS guidelines as stated in the technical directions for traditional DKOS diarists.
- "this fucking website is nothing more than a fucking microcosm that shows the whole fucking world exactly what the fuck is wrong with the fucking loser progressive democrats."
- "As a mainstream party regular, I believe that we need to search for realistic and achievable goals and not try to overreach with unrealistic goals like demonstrating against the War in Iraq. Progressives should instead be working within the party, attending meetings, raising money and doing all the dirty work for candidates who will never get elected, will keep most of the money in the bank, and will flush our progressive ideals down the toilet."
- "Why is Pastordan always reminding us that he is a pastor? And why is he spending so much time diarizing instead of pastorizing anyway? pastor this, fuckhead!"
- "Vote only by Mail will never work. Karl Rove will hire a bunch of starved midgets, ingeniously stuff them into all the mailboxes in the country, arm them with pen flashlights and have them eat every single democratic vote that gets dropped in the box."
- "why cant we all just get along like we do when we read "cheers and jeers?" I dont know about you but I love my Cheers and Jeers. Tip jar!"
- "Howard Dean is about as presidential as a carbuncle on Zell Miller's butt. Why cant he just go back to being a doctor and stop tantalizing progressives with "what if"?"
- "What If this country wasnt filled with a bunch of ignorant racist, redneck southern crackers who cant read, write or think for themselves, and know how to do only three things well: 1. kill negroes 2. handle snakes 3. vote republican."
- "That goddamned motherfucking DemfromCt should be banned from DKOS forever. He is just too fucking sensible, intelligent and funny. Plus he doesnt say 'fuck' enough. Its over, shithead."
- "Will someone please tell Jeffrey Feldman that he lost the election and to fuck off with his 'frameshops' and spend more time gathering support so he might actually win next time?"
- "Why wont even one kossack tell Bill in Portland Maine to "fuck off?" Cheers and Jeers my ASS. Tip Jar!"